- When pretending to be a puppy, you may not also pretend to drink from the toilet at school.
- Peeing on the playground is not socially acceptable.
- When the teacher asks you to practice writing your name, you should not draw "Dark Mater" (Darth Vader) instead.
- Being a "good sharer" does not include letting all your friends use your Chapstick at recess.
I can't wait to see what he learns next!